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Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
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Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).
Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!
by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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Punch the Fairy

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019
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Munchin Punch

When you go down on a girl while she is on her period.
Guy 1: “Dude, I went down on this check last night, but when she turned on the lights, my face was covered in red!”

Guy 2: “ Ya man, you were munchin punch!”
by Jew_Bagel May 14, 2021
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Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.
I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!
by Thezzar Mazzar February 2, 2010
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