let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

by Friar Re December 18, 2018

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.

These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.

by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017