Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose

Now we gotta play till 4am and loose all our elo on rocket league or sedge

Shit bro that’s our 8th loss I’m getting off. Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose

by LaCo k March 24, 2023

Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?

Hey man have you ever played rugby?

by Mbk November 29, 2023

Played

The act of being the fool All aloung when you thought you were doing the fooling.

Also

Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%

"Guy: hes totally falling for that shit man i can't believe he thinks he's invisible lol"

The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots

Guy: damn he for real? we played bro

by NaztiNikka March 15, 2022

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

Play Head

A Person Who Says They Like You But Doesn’t Really And Plays With Your Feelings

U a play head

by Chad moss January 24, 2022

Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.

by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015