Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.

"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"

by Firestar991 October 24, 2013

penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019

pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.

i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.

by szizminsan June 30, 2016

Penis challenge

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah penis challenge

by brock mo bamba February 1, 2021