i need mines

when someone is in need of sexual activities; usually when feeling horny

Jon” you okay man “
mitch” yea but i need mines “

by Bubblegum bubbler December 2, 2025

2 Week Minecraft Phase

A period of time where you and your friends suddenly get the urge to start a new Minecraft world

Dude we should hop on Minecraft together
It’s probably just gonna be another 2 week Minecraft phase again

by OmegaWilly January 1, 2026

baby chicken popcorn from minecraft

when a maniac playing minecraft decides to use the new baby chicken mob to make POPCORN!

baby chicken popcorn from minecraft

by Lightoflegacy January 27, 2026

The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN

whats The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft?

Fishburg you fucking idiot

by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022

Riding a unicycle through a minefield

Taking an extremely treacherous action with extreme consequences for the slightest mistake

Ugh, describing FATAL on YouTube is like riding a unicycle through a minefield.

by anonymous November 19, 2024

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away

He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him

by Who’sCandice? December 14, 2021