Must make it may!

Firth month of Sigma year. Month where you begin to question if it is even worth the pain and suffering. You must resist your primal urge to jack off and face your deepest darks to make it through. Stand strong soldier!

Mike:"James said he must make it this month, I think he meant Must make it may!"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

3rd May

International share your homework answers day.

"Omg I didn't do the homework!"
"Dude,don't worry.It's the 3rd May"
"Thanks bro"

by Sw4ghett1 November 21, 2022

Mai Sakurajima

A deuteragonist from the series "Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai"

Mai Sakurajima had an effect of Adolescence Syndrome

by naksimi November 22, 2022

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021