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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
mugGet the egg watermug.

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
mugGet the Bean & Eggmug.

Egg

by PheonixFursUwU June 1, 2020
mugGet the Eggmug.

Mini Mini Eggs

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"
by A.E.G April 15, 2010
mugGet the Mini Mini Eggsmug.

steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners
"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"
by cdjp84 June 21, 2021
mugGet the steakon and eggsmug.

egg boy

A boy who is bald. Specifically one who is bald enough that their head looks like an egg
Guy1: ha, your head looks like an egg, egg boy
by Comfirt May 17, 2021
mugGet the egg boymug.

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019
mugGet the scrambled eggsmug.

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