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Dilly-dance

When one wastes time going down the wrong track, has to then back track to the start, before embarking on the right track.

It would typically be obvious to others which was the right and wrong track, but the subject would not be for listening to the advice, ultimately proven wrong and look stupid
We got the fork in the road and did a little dilly-dance up and down the wrong road before taking the right road and completing our walk.
by Max factor November 10, 2022
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National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance
Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day
by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019
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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.
person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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the Globgogabgolab dance

A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
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Soldier of Dance

Also called the Kazotsky Kick, is a dance from Valve's game Team Fortress 2, and because of the music with it, it's also related with Russian culture.

It's basically where you kinda squat and kick your legs while doing some things with your hands or just leaving your arms crossed.
You need a lot of leg strength to do the Soldier of Dance.
by Communism Is Life April 27, 2025
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