debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015

Corn Syrup Daddy

Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!

by therealyemmie November 9, 2019

Big Daddy Damo

The Daddy of them all

I’m the Damo, I’m the Big Daddy Damo

Would refer to girls as meat

Always has to be winner of everything e.g and the winner is... Me the Damo

Can refer to girls loving the Damo

Has a third arm growing out of his nipple

by Big Daddy Damo May 18, 2018

deployment baby daddy

A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father

Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.

by Daddy_Mattie January 10, 2018

serial baby daddy

A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?

Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.

by kingslayer1234 May 25, 2020

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

zuck me daddy

Zuck me daddy also spelt ("Zucc Me Daddy" or "Zucc me" Like "Succ me daddy" or "Succ me") is either:
1. A term used by the internet to annoy Mike Zuckerberg

2. A misspelling of "Suck Me Daddy"

3. Like Asking to Be Zuckerberged

Mike Zuckerberg: What is Zuck Me Daddy what does that mean

by SatireSeal May 19, 2017