April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

No nicotine April

Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!

A: “I want to smoke, are you coming with me?”

B: “No, it’s no nicotine April”

by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019

April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020

April 20th

Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?

April 20th is the best date ever

by Sam charles April 12, 2019

april 15th

april 15th is an all around joke on tiktok where everyone said they'd dye their hair blue for a song called ''brain feel good''

person 1:it's april 15th!
person 2: omg!
both: *dyes hair blue*
both: brain feel good! brain feel good! b-brain feel good!

by 1z4b3l April 21, 2022

april 24th

national buddy day

happy buddy day :0)

hey it’s april 24th ! happy national buddy day buddy !!

by aangiscool August 2, 2021