potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 4, 2019

Potato

A word used for a person with little mental capabilities, which is often used to substitute previous slurs for the mentally challenged.

Adam is such a potato, he can't even string a single coherent sentence together.

by AUViking July 20, 2021

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad

Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"

by catunding February 23, 2025