Get the Top mug.Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hat mug.A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
Get the Top Shotter mug.The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
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Get the Top Shagger mug.The toppings that are left behind in the pizza box when you take out a slice.
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Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
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Topping Droppings are a source of conflict when two or more persons claim that they came off of their slice.
Dude! Those mushroom are mine! They CLEARLY came off of my slice.
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
Dude! Those are topping droppings...fair game!
by C'czar and K La Di Da April 14, 2020
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