Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!

“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”

by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025

Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019

Poo-man-chu

The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.

I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.

by johnathon michael October 12, 2011

poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.

Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew

by Tr1xbOof August 15, 2016

the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.

Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"

by Dante the cock burglar April 26, 2021

Poos

Someone that is scared to do something or is annoying

Johno:im not tryna tadeho kobe challenge
Warnie: boi u have to poos

by Trogsburner August 24, 2022

Poo

Very stinky

I ate the poo i didnt like it

by Izayahpottorff February 13, 2021