Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation

"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."

by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008

Turtelina

It is a small turtle in the northwest corner of Ct. It is known for it's unusually large ass, especially since the turtle itself is so small. Sort of an oxymoron.

Turtelina is therefore used to refer to small (usually white) girls with large asses.

"Wow that chic is such a turtelina, her booty is bigger than Madea's!"

"Hey your girlfriend has it going on, she is all booty, what a turtelina!"

by tzbsugaree June 18, 2009

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

turletting

the process of talking to someone on facebook or msn while watching youtube or other sites; interactive web multi-tasking

turletting is the only way to web

by cosimjoshin June 10, 2011

tuwtles

a contraction derived from mesopotamian words "tuwt" meaning "large and black" and "tles" meaning "penis."

If you hear someone say it, they are a true fag.

"hey man, i discovered this weekend that I love tuwtles!!!!

"........................."

"what?"

"fag."

by BENHALQUEER November 15, 2011

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Turplet

A male pubic toupee. Also associated with a Merkin, the female version.

"How much for the knee pads?"

"I lost my pubic hair due to syphilis, so now I have to own a Turplet so I can have hair down there."

by anomaly_bandit February 4, 2013