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Trump

verb - to succeed or triumph, especially against disciplined experienced professionals, despite making a farce of an effort, doing every conceivable thing towards that end wrongly and actively sabotaging yourself.
I have no political experience or training. I switched political parties 8 years ago and became a conspiracy theorist. I am the most disliked person ever to seek that office. I copied the Nazis' platform. I stole my campaign slogan from 30 years ago. I was vulgar. I lied so badly and often that fact-checkers stopped researching my claims. My policies were empty platitudes or impossible. I contradicted myself and was an obvious hypocrite. My speeches were incoherent, sleep-deprived brain farts. I burnt every social, business and political bridge I could. I alienated every demographic. Senior members of my own party refused to support me. I encouraged treason, bragged about sexual assault and mused about murdering someone in cold blood. I hid my taxes. I called war heroes cowards and taunted their families. I am dangerously incompetent and mentally unstable. I bombed all the debates while on cocaine. Not a single reputable entity endorsed me. The KKK endorsed me, and I wouldn't disavow them. I was out-fundraised, out-advertised and almost bankrupt. My Internet access was taken away to stop my 3 AM tirades. Almost every poll during the campaign had me losing. Gamblers gave me 100-to-1 odds. There was nobody to get out my vote. There is not one reason why I should have won that election. Anyone else would have been arrested and exiled from public life forever. But I won. I trumped it!
by HisLordshipOfTheNorth November 12, 2016
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trump tower

A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge boner
resembling the Trump Tower in new york.
My aerobics teacher is so kinky that she always gives me a trump tower- I can never finish my somersault goddamnit!!!!
by Hanz Vinkler August 21, 2007
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Donald Trump

Some rich shit who is a massive ego maniac a slight racist although he claims he's not a man who claims to love his country when he treats the people on it like crap with a hot girl friend and a stupid hair cut and soon to be killed by a drug lord he claimed to be able to kick the shit out of but now cowers from
by floppytaco September 22, 2015
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Trump Supporter

The only person in the right mind. They have a mind. They know what is right and what is wrong. And being a Obama and Biden supporter is definitely a wrong.
Look it's a genius. They must be a trump supporter.
by Trump supporter October 4, 2020
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trump out

to force someone or something to leave a place
It's better to trump out this country; otherwise, you will be arrested.
by RSTB483 February 2, 2017
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Donald Trump

The grown up version of Eric Cartman from Southpark.
Donald Trump is just a grown up version of Eric Cartman.
by coolguymeanguy February 5, 2017
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Trump

Where's the bathroom? I need to take a huuuuge Trump.
by Taking a Huge Trump February 4, 2017
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