top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek

bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl

by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

Top off meal

A very small meal consumed shortly after a "normal" meal that didn't quite fill you up enough.

Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.

by Michelleboommm May 23, 2019

Rise to the top

Rising to the top of a competitive scene.

Bro, don't try and slow my rise to the top. I'm out here grinding bo3 wagers 24/7.

by Xylonized October 10, 2016

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021