Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
by KingObz December 04, 2023
A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.
Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.
by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014