pie

anus when trying to recreate goatse.

Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..

by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

swirl pie

The act of performing a cream pie in the rectal cavity

She said she wanted to stay a virgin so she only does swirl pies

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

quad pie

When a female orgasms when the 3 males she is having sex with orgasm inside her mouth/throat, vagina and ass simultaneously. 4 orgasms at once.

She completed the quad pie by cumming as the the 3 men completed the trifecta of pie inside her (by cumming inside her mouth/throat, vagina and ass simultaneously).

by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023

No but Pie

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!

by Bearthebest April 4, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021