Skip to main content

Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.
“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”
by samuelli February 28, 2019
mugGet the Eggmug.

Egg

To mean awesome or to contain the power of a god.
that egg over there is pretty Egg
by PillowyEye February 2, 2022
mugGet the Eggmug.

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.
by contest2054 September 5, 2018
mugGet the Eggmug.

egg lun

Guy whose head is an egg and has tiny eyes very ching chong
My fren is an egg lun
by IC毛l3UR63R January 24, 2023
mugGet the egg lunmug.

Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
mugGet the Eggs a la Victoriamug.

rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2013
mugGet the rotten egg yolksmug.

Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg
Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!
by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018
mugGet the Eggmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email