Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

Mr. Take Yo Bitch

Lil Mabu takin bitches with his diss track on blueface

im Mr. Take Yo Bitch take her for a trip fly her to New York and sign my name all on her tits

by mrtakeyobitch October 30, 2023

Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus, to decline an offer and or order.

Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:

by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017

Take ok

A slang used by arabs in israel to "approve"

-the price is 200₪...
- Take ok

by Sexyarabguy February 26, 2018

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.

Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"

by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020