Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

UPS syndrome

Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.

Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.

by QuacksO August 29, 2017

vibrating syndrome

A condition where you feel your cellphone vibrating even if it's not on you or you didn't recieve a message.

"I thought I just felt my phone vibrate."
"No, you left your phone at home. You must have vibrating syndrome."

by textqueen April 19, 2010

Magoo syndrome

Exists in those who frequently makes others believe they are averse to them upon meeting, when neutral or opposite feelings are held in actuality.

"Yeah... I think he/she hates me."
"Naw, they just have Magoo syndrome. You two will be cool."

by suffers the wrath of magoo November 13, 2006

Southbury Syndrome

You may have Southbury Syndrome if:
- your parents have money
- you're spoiled
- you live in Southbury, Connecticut
- you're on drugs
- you party like there's no tomorrow

You should meet my friend Jose from Southbury. He's cool, but he definitely has Southbury Syndrome.

by soccerismylife123 December 21, 2013

stefan syndrome

stefan sydrome is when you continue to scream while you get your dick sucked.

Girl: why the fuck you screaming

Guy: sorry i have stefan syndrome

by Ringwormfetish July 3, 2018

conner syndrome

one nice a person becomes a total asshole to everyone, loves barbie dolls, and when drunk, fights everything (ex. west) while pulling out nuts.

West right is suffering from conner syndrome, notice the blood loss.

by smilingmutebuddah April 29, 2011