pants

you wear ‘em

“Are those pants your wearing?”
“Yes,”

by sun stoke April 12, 2022

Cunty Pants

Originally used as an insult, it has now become a positive compliment.

It is similar to Ants in the Pants but in a positive way meant to describe someone who is exceedingly amazing.

Usually, this compliment is given out by members of the queer community

1. She's so cunty pants omg
2. omg she's so awesome, she's so cunty pants, I want her to be on my cunty pants committee

by cunty pants get head 6969 April 27, 2024

Mr. Grumpy-pants

Angry boner

Here come's Mr. Grumpy-pants.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

word pants

When you say the same phrase often but then decide that you need a new phrase, you have changed your word pants... finally.

I'm trying on some new word pants. All of dem.

by okaywhatyeah June 1, 2022

Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022