Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

by DaddieDoWerk December 2, 2015

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

Penis Boop

Slang used by gay men and your girlfriend because for some reason they have the urge to poke you right in the penis.

"Man my girlfriend/boyfriend came over yesterday and gave me the good old penis boop."

by someguynamedtodd194 November 15, 2018

Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

by penispanic December 10, 2018

penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019