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One Week Stand 

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
One Week Stand by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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One-Handed Sack Basket 

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

one-legged dance 

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
one-legged dance by Nachtein February 14, 2012

one-logger 

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.
ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO
one-logger by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012
one-amp is a light hearted insult suggesting the person being called it is less bright than other people
" how could you get that wrong,you're a real one-amp you are"
one-amp by proccy March 11, 2012

one-arm-driver 

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
one-arm-driver by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

one shot sally 

Where you use something once, and it gets the job done.
David is a one shot sally. Damn this one gun in MW3 that only reloads once in a lifetime but kills a butt load of kids in one shot is a one shot sally.