Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 27, 2023

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

top boozer

Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.

"Bro , bellas top boozer. She's always down to get fucked up but never needs to be taken care of."

by Bottomboozer December 26, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

High-tops

A flat-footed shoe, usually worn among skaters and high school douchebags. Compared to most other skating shoes, they usually are high enough to hit the top of your ankle.

“Hey Kyle! Your shoes are so fucking weird!”

“Yeah Devan, these are my new high-tops.

by BruhMoment4090 August 01, 2021

Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020