Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course

I’ll take you thru Thea

by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022

take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023

Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.

" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.

by Foxu2 June 18, 2018

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

take a adam

2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM

i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam

by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018