A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
Get the Pocket Pussymug. A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
Get the Pocket Dykemug. by summiebummie February 24, 2023
Get the Montana Hot Pocketmug. Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
Get the Pocket Panicmug. A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
Get the Hard-Boiled Hot Pocketmug. Pinky Pocket - meaning when you put your pinky in any infectious hole of your partner . That means even a staph infection hole or any other creative thought you might have at the moment of cleaning a bad area.
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
Get the Pinky Pocketmug. 1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.
2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"
2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
"Aahh... a domino pocket"
2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006
Get the Domino pocketmug.