true/real as peanut butter pie
something you say when you think or know someone is lying to you
either:
1.not true/real but should be
2.not true/real but wish it was
something you say when you think or know someone is lying to you
either:
1.not true/real but should be
2.not true/real but wish it was
1.
"world peace is about as real as peanut butter pie"
2.
guy: its true, i love you
girl: true as peanut butter pie. you just wanna get some
by blmnkychck13 June 21, 2007
The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.
by sinonskin December 26, 2009
A pro police "normalization" information-campaign centered around Donut Operator, a moderately popular youtuber and streamer who is sometimes funny. The objective is to have a pro police voice, who appeals to young men who are interested in video games, skating, and fire arms (demographics 10-25), to try and keep the common narrative from becoming too anti police, in the wake of the increasing volume of anti police rhetoric that exists on the internet. It is probably a ratio of 90% normal youtube type content, with 10% of the more divisive elements slipped in. I still think you're cool Donut.
by 034-83 September 20, 2020
To liberally apply butter or margarine to one's lover's buns (buttocks) in preparation for anal sex.
by BG42 February 02, 2016
they just got thier biscuits buttered! i just butter your biscuits! holy shit doug fuckin buttered my biscuit!
by Doug-eee February 14, 2006
Besides that song, one of the best buttie combinations of all time.
Thanx to reggie & the full effect for introducing me, a british man.
Thanx to reggie & the full effect for introducing me, a british man.
by Tommy Harding August 18, 2004
Someone who can't get any and resorts to putting some food object (such as peanut butter) on their junk and has an animal (usually dog) lick it off.
by jerbear. October 29, 2008