Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

by ADPS III March 12, 2014

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Faboo

Too fabulous for fabulous, you're obviously faboo.

Poop is green. Sometimes brown. Faboo example brah.

by ShortieSwagg May 1, 2014

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Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

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Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

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Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 3, 2014

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Facebook Fucko

1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.

2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.

3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.

That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.

by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014

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