An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
Get the American douche canoemug. National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019
Get the National Be A Douche Daymug. Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Syndromemug. by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
Get the el douche bagmug. by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010
Get the 3 button douchemug. by The knight rider May 15, 2019
Get the Pickle Juice Douchemug.