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Best Atheist Argument

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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best of the best

kiara da silva is the best of the best and always will be perfect
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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
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Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
by von groovy October 13, 2024
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best Linux distro

For the best Linux distro, please give Linux Mint a try
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Besseldashing

A word that is used when something is so weird that you don't know how to react, most often used by the creator of said thing.
A: "Dude look at this thing I made."
B: "I don't know what to say dude."
A: "Besseldashing."
by kaçak November 12, 2024
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Besseldashing

A word that is used in a lighthearted tone when something is so weird that the audience doesn't know how to react, most often used by the creator of said thing.
A: "Dude look at this thing I made."
B: "I don't know what to say dude."
A: "Besseldashing."
by kaçak November 13, 2024
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