douche bag

word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB!"
"dude, you're such a douche bag"

by fucanyon October 10, 2005

bag of wank

Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.

"John your a complete bag of wank son"

by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006

juice bag

any blatantly obvious steriod user.

the jersey shore is ull of juicebags.

by cm October 20, 2004

Piss Bag

The large mound of bulging fat just above the clit directly below the navel on a woman. Looks just like another fold of fat located near the vagina.

Some notables with a large "piss bag" would be Rosane Bar and Star Jones

"Dude did you see the nasty piss bag on that chick." "Yes Kip I did and it is nasty."

by Sparky June 1, 2003

douche bag

(noun)= typically a young white male between the age of 16-24 who wears higher end polo shirts with the collars turned up (sometimes in pink or light blue), sneakers without socks, have a Japanese tattoo of some sort or other (usually on their bicep), wear their hair gelled up and spiked, and generally have no sense of being unique. They typically listen to loud techno music and wear copius amounts of cologne.

"Mark and his friends are all douche bags. All of them had the same spikey gelled up hair. Did you see the way they were dressed? Like they all stepped out of a reject American Eagle ad."

by felixoftruth March 13, 2007

whore bag

This is the small garment bag that she keeps in the trunk of her car for one night stands. Just bigger than a purse, she can put it over her shoulder so that no one can really tell the difference. A fresh thong, hoochie spray and glitter lotion make up some of the inner items.

Come on baby, let's go back to my place and chill - he says.......It's 2 am and I am only gonna stay for a minute - she says. Things get hot and heavy and she stops the action and says that she needs to get something out of her car (the whore bag)....she comes back with the Ho bag and they then immediately pick up where they left off.

by Ronron March 10, 2008

tea bag

dropping your sack down onto something, usually a nose or a mouth

Look! Normile is sleeping, and my sack is extra smelly! I'm going to tea bag him right across the nose!!

by Jambe Foulquinox March 6, 2003