What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the anal crapmug. Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO
by woo6969 June 26, 2016
Get the national anal daymug. A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks. Kind of like a two-bunned hotdog.
Similar to ass job (first definition), but with two asses; much easier to perform.
Similar to ass job (first definition), but with two asses; much easier to perform.
Gavin got lucky at the bar last night and took these two thick booty hoes home, where they proceeded to jerk him off with a double anal tug. I got it all on video.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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