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talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.
Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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One Night Only

A "One Night Only" is a term for someone, usually a female, who agrees to perform in a strip club for "one night only". This usually indicates this will not be a regular occurrence, but sometimes it can be.
I just got my hair done and I feel sexy, I'm thinking about doing a one night only.
by Frostmatic June 9, 2018
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a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.
Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"
by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012
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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009
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Have a Douzy One

A phrase used to tell people to intoxicate women or girls for the purpose of sex or torture. Commonly used by perverts and pedophiles as a way to secretly communicate their disgusting intentions in way that comes off as innocent by the general public.
"See ya later Tanton" "Alright Alex, have a douzy one"
or
"Gary how's it going?" "Just douzy!"
by RickySparkles307 November 16, 2022
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Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013
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Bust one out

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.
by Kf5 March 15, 2020
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