Jake

Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3
Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!
by a random human :3 June 9, 2022
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Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024
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fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit
bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska
by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024
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Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"
Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021
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Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022
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Jake

A person who has a crush on a girl named Aarina. They are "enemies" but secretly love each other. He is a bully and a demonic fireball.
"Omg he is such a jake!"
by meh_idk February 2, 2022
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Jake

a cute guy in 6th grade who girls like
omg i love jake
by meh_idk February 3, 2022
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