Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021

Ice Cream Sandwich

getting a tit fuck from an Eskimo

ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard

Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich

by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

a meme from back in whenever the hell..

features Obama’s face on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Mm.. No, I don’t understand this.. grilled cheese obama sandwich.. my hear can’t take this damage..

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Bad Sandwich

When you've started something and don't like it but feel an obligation to finish it.

Person 1: I'm about to watch some more of this TV show I started recently. I don't really like it, though.
Person 2: Why continue to waste your time on it if you don't like it?
Person 1: It's like a bad sandwich. I've already started it, so I might as well finish it.

by 1251strokes November 20, 2023

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025