jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging

During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022

Stank Sandwich

A Sandwich of Cigarette Tobacco (Typically Newport 100's) smoked through a large bong topped with a copious amount of marijuana. Optimal Way to smoke, replaces entire oxygen supply with nicotine and often leaves you laying flat on your bed. Common nicknames are Stanky, Sandy, Sandage, Sandwich, and Stankwich.

"Hey man, wanna go smoke a Stank Sandwich?"
"Lemme get a Sandy"

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 May 6, 2022

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

you’re a sandwich

meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.

Chad: Is florida in LA?

Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!

by Saitrit November 3, 2022