sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.

It's Sam Appreciation Day, appreciate your Sam.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.

Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!

by /H July 30, 2021

SAM

SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.

SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.

by NANDINI SINGH November 24, 2021

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Sam

Monkey

Sam lik banana

by The writer of beyond thoughts. December 30, 2020

Sam

sam is the white washed Punjab that suck a lot of dick and thinks he is sexy but he is really gay.

Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!

Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder

by sams gay dad November 20, 2019