protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Scoobie Doo Sandwich

A person getting spitroasted by 2 masked people. When both masked people finish, they then reveal their faces.

"Bro did you hear about Velma get the Scoobie Doo Sandwich?? Yeah Old Man Rogers and Fred did it during Halloween."

by "It wasnt me" December 12, 2023

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

c&b sandwich

Cock& ball sandwich

I’m making C&b sandwiches for dinner tonite

by Scanaego January 31, 2018

froggy sandwich

The Amish slang for lady bits

“Bro the other day, Jedidiah was across the field when Mary lifted her skirt and showed him her froggy sandwich!”

by Chonnyboy April 5, 2024

Soup Sandwich

Soup Sandwich is a term used to define a retarded or mentally disabled person.

“Hey scott look! It’s a Soup Sandwich!”

“No. Thats a guy in a wheelchair barry.”

by Molly57779 July 16, 2021

Tiny Sandwich

A sandwich so small that it will never satisfy for eternal hunger for a decently size sandwich, but no you get a tiny sandwich because you decide to be a youtuber instead of working a 9 to 5 job like a normal human.

Dog: Spell Tiny Sandwich

by LargeHog November 30, 2020