playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

play w my spongebob

play w my dingaling. (LOL!)

somebody play w my spongebob!!

by maaaaaax June 8, 2024

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Play

That rapper/actor guy from the House Party movies back in the 90's.

Roll with Kid 'n Play,
now everybody say
Oh-la, oh-la, ayy

by Ratched, RN October 22, 2022

play gad

A killa that receives an extremely large amount of play; Some what of a player or fuckist

“Did you just see Ari walking with another girl? He is such a play gad.”

by eastsidechoppa March 25, 2023

Play Stationed

To become the victim of identity theft due to lacking security on websites one is required to register for just to view, access or otherwise download documentation that should normally be accessible on a public link.

Thanks to that site's pitiful security, I got Play Stationed.

by TheHumanWiki November 13, 2011