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Transmission Pants

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.
"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."
by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025
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pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.
Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.
by cvttheworld September 14, 2022
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Pants candy

You girls wants some pants candy?!
by Joball69 November 1, 2017
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pants

His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.
by litmahdude June 28, 2017
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Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019
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Tönnies Pants

A type of multifunctional outdoor pants noone has a decent name for which are both practical and stylish.
The name come from famousa german rapper named Daniel "little D" Tönnies.
Bro 1: Bro i gotta buy some new pants you wanna join in with me?
Bro 2: Sure you know what you wanna get?
Bro 1: Ye i gotta get some new Tönnies Pants
by Akinalol February 25, 2021
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