Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020

Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.

I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!

by Thezzar Mazzar February 2, 2010

Fact-punch

V. To repudiate an ideological position with data-based fact. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

He asserted that the economy was getting worse, but I fact-punched him with this year's reduced unemployment rates and increased GDP. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

by Soze June 12, 2013

dicky punch

Created by the brilliant mind of DillonRay Coggins, the term Dicky Punch is a significant blow to the testicle regions of a fellow male specimen. This technique is only to be used in self defense or if you're really really mad; due to the fact that this technique might rupture the testicle regions of a male specimen. It's known to cause inefficient sperm-age It lowers the sperm count due to how devastating just one blow can be. It's also known to destroy ovaries in a female specimen, this term is it's counterpart known as Vaggie Punch.

He screamed, "dicky punch!" And gave a seirous but lethal blow to the male's dicky and balls.

by Master Of The Dicky Punch~ August 9, 2015

Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.

Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.

by Schep-dog January 14, 2018