Pocket Rizz

The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"

Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."

by dereksn April 15, 2023

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

cum pocket

someone who is adorable but crass; a derogatory term of endearment; tongue in cheek dirty pet name

“come here, ya lil’ cum pocket.”

by marindi September 4, 2023

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023

Yo pockets hurt?

"Yo pockets hurt?" is a slang phrase used primarily in confrontational or argumentative contexts. It's typically employed to question someone's emotional resilience or their reaction to a situation, suggesting that they are overly sensitive or overreacting. The phrase implies that the person's emotional 'pockets' are hurting, akin to suggesting they are financially in pain, even though the topic at hand doesn't warrant such a strong emotional response. It's a provocative and confrontational way of dismissing someone's reaction or opinion as exaggerated or unwarranted, often used to escalate a disagreement.

During the heated argument, John criticized Sarah's reaction to his comments, saying, "Yo pockets hurt?" to imply that she was being overly sensitive to his words.

by dznrm September 11, 2023

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023