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Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.
In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.
by dryoweegog January 21, 2010
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Shit Knocker

AKA: some who talks shit. a person who lies and knocks it around
"Did you hear that dude at lunch, he's such a Shit Knocker"
by KayleKaleidoscope May 20, 2009
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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013
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Shit eater

A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…
Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!
by Squbbles April 3, 2022
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This shit is legit

This is cool, awesome, amazing, tight.
Could also mean "real".
1.This song is fuckin rockin!
Yeah this shit is legit!

2. This Rolex is legit....I swear.
by samscissorhands September 12, 2009
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Shit and Quit

To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.
I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.
by metelofe November 28, 2012
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