California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma
I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll
by Lean nuts April 27, 2022
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Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.
Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.
by DayZzz October 27, 2020
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tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
by andrewn September 17, 2013
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A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.
I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.
by Sauceman December 27, 2004
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An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
by Lexical September 30, 2007
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A specialized burger that comes with papaya
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger, it comes with papaya!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"
by the dina March 06, 2009
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