one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

by Greenbeener January 27, 2016

Bust one out

Taking a fat nut.

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.

by Kf5 March 15, 2020

one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.

Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"

by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012

Good one, dad

A phrase first heard in the BB gun/coming of age movie The Christmas Story. This can be applied whenever a child wishes to butter up his father in order to gain a favor. Over reaching laughter and enthusiasm follows when a marginally funny line is uttered by the dad. It's usually a blatantly transparent attempt as the favor is requested only a short time after the "good one, dad."

Dad: "Look at that! I guess people in fancy cars don't have to obey stop signs!"

Son: (Fake laughter...) "Good one, dad! .......can I have twenty bucks"?

by oldbull December 1, 2011