Shit Knocker

AKA: some who talks shit. a person who lies and knocks it around

"Did you hear that dude at lunch, he's such a Shit Knocker"

by KayleKaleidoscope May 20, 2009

Guerrilla shit

Acting crazy and doing whatever you want with showing no respect to anyone.

Tino is on some real guerrilla shit he just stole a car and mugged a guy.

by Cjashocker November 10, 2009

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

Doodle Shit

When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.

Bro, last night I took a Doodle Shit and beat my high score by 20,000! It was crazy.

by DoodleShitting September 5, 2010

Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).

Carl is such a shit volcano.

by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010

Shit Piñata

When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.

When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"

by bowser11 September 2, 2010