National Kick A Connor Day

On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!

I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !

by JimBob42 November 13, 2020

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020

National Reverse Cowgirl Day

November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl

National Reverse Cowgirl Day

by bigboppo November 22, 2020

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4

June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded

by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020

National not talk to hannah day

National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah

My girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out it’s national not talk to hannah day

by Easy Muther fuckin E August 26, 2020

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020