computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.
'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''
by Francothegreat February 20, 2018
Get the computer-music mug.

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
Get the Christmas Music Clear mug.

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
by music crothch November 23, 2015
Get the music crotch mug.

struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It
"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."
by epilepticoctopus December 12, 2014
Get the struggle music mug.

music to grow plants by

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
by pentozali November 12, 2011
Get the music to grow plants by mug.

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian November 25, 2008
Get the Portable music player mug.