May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

May 20th

may 20th is trinity’s birthday 🫣🫶🏼

“Hey guys did you know may 20th is trinity’s birthday”

by tr1xi May 10, 2022

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

may 10th

national give the birthday babe head day

omg its may 10th!! dom its your birthday unzip your pants if youd like your present!

by fa1ry May 10, 2022

11th of may

surbhi was born on the 11th of may.

“surbhi was born on the 11th of may”

by surbhi May 10, 2022

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 11th

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022