White Jesus coin

Bitcoin for white people

I bought 300 white Jesus coins

by Davinatorul November 6, 2025

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.

"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"

by Commonroses August 27, 2022

Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him

Oh my Jesu what are these LGBTQ?!!

by Xvinish June 23, 2024

Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.

Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.

by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020

Just jesus june

Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.

Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025